Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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