dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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