I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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