Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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