can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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