I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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