So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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