doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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