Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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