I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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