38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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