somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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