I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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