yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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