I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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