oh god the rape fog is back!
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
