Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
zippers are such a cool invention
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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