My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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