i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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