whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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