i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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