We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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