So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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