Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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