I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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