Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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