This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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