two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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