i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I think I sprained my soul last night
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
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I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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