your thong is hanging out like whoa
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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