Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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