lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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