I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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