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I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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