Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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