READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Damn victory sex feels great
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
