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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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