No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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