i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
He has the fingertips of a God
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