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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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