i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
