wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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