Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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