sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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