Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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