Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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