i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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