please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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