I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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