I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
