I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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