Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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