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I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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