The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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