There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
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So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Drunk is not a location!
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