You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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