ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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