one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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