I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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